Not too long ago, Cart and I bought some pizza al taglio.
For visual illustration purposes only. Not related to the story I am about to tell you
Pizza al taglio is a type of pizzeria that sells different variety of pizza in a display case. You can choose as much as you want and you’ll be charged accordingly to how much the pizza weighs. Usually, this was an economical way of trying out many different types of pizza at one time.
Anyway, we were at a pizza al taglio and I saw one of my favourite type – the potato pizza. It’s probably uncommon outside of Italy, but the combination of potato and rosemary on pizza is actually rather delightful.
We stopped to sit down and I took a bite of the pizza. It was a creamy, savoury taste. I savoured each mouthful. But then … at the corner of my eye, I saw a small bit of hair.
At this point of time I was feeling flashes of shock. What can it be? Is it an eyelash? Full of curiosity, I tore the pizza bit by bit till I found this :
Completely alarmed, the first thing that came to mind was “WTF? Did the dude who made my pizza scratch his balls while making the dough or something?!” As you can tell, I was totally grossed out.
Cart, who was sitting next to me tried to console me, “That can’t be. That’s probably just his chest hair that fell down while making the pizza”
“That’s not making me feel any better! This is the equivalent of me LICKING a strange man’s chest!” For the next hour, I just sat there completely stunned. Visions of hairy men running through my mind. Just too traumatised to say anything.