Me : Hey Cartcart. Which one should I wear tonight? The red one or the green one?
Cart : I think the green one fits better for the dress that you’re wearing
Me : Ok! *cheerfully puts on shoes and prances around*
Me : Look how long they make my legs look! *Catwalks back and forth* Laa laa laa laa laa!
Cart : *amused*
Me : I’m so sexeh! OooOOooooooOOOhhh! *poses*
Sidenote : If you haven’t done so already, be a part of the bloggariffic family! It would mean so much to me