Me : My eyes hurt.
Mum : Ah, a bump! You must have been peeking at someone in the bathroom.
Me : What? No! What a scandalous accusation!
Mum : Then you must have been peeking at someone making out.
Sigh. I wish *I* was making out.
During the weekend I noticed that there was a little bump on my eyelids and by my vision was starting to get blurred. On tuesday though it wasnt painful, it was quite uncomfortable trying to blink.
The doctor said that it was acne and that it was not an uncommon trait and he gave me some eyedrops and a eyegel with tetracycline in it. I should use a warm compress to ‘ripen’ it and when its big enough, he’ll use a knife to cut it away.
You know what?
I think I should just wear an eyepatch and become a pirate.
ARRRRRRR!!! SHIVER ME TIMBERS! AVAST ME MATIES! VERILY TRY NOT TO SCRATCH ME EYES LEST ME BE BLIND!